WEEK SIX
For the most
part, all of this week’s games are going to look very similar. Methinks the
method to my madness will payoff big time with some road favorites as the
numbers just don’t add up. Week 5 is traditionally an upset weekend so the
jabronis setting lines in week 6 can be expected to be a bit sloppy like Poppie
after cleaning some clocks last week…
DUKE -12 @
The Killbot Factory- About week 6 of every season is when the Black Knights
start hitting the wall…And not that weak wall that even the EMU linemen couldn’t
break down. I’m talking a serious Supermax prison wall…
BAYLOR -44 @ Dust
In The Wind- I recently found out that Kansas has a third song that I had no
idea they sang. So I guess their sets at the Nebraska State Fair are 17 minutes
long instead of 13…
LOUISIANA
TECH -10½ @ The Cloak & Daggers- Elliot from ET has an imaginary friend who
he plays Atari with and gets caught up in some espionage and bad acting… I was
honestly obsessed with this movie in the 4th grade as much as I was
with why my pants got tight every time my 23yr old teacher walked by…
APPALACHIAN ST
-15 @ The Pink Panthers- The Ant & The Aardvark was my favorite cartoon in
the Pink Panther’s Show rotation. And the theme song to The Inspector was stuck in
my head from age 9 to 16…
MICHIGAN ST
-14 @ The State University of Toxic Waste- The only time I have ever been in
New Jersey, I was stuck in Atlantic City for 4 days, getting propositioned by
hookers and drinking at a hotel bar being served by a guy with Tourette’s…
AKRON -7 ½ @
Michigan Directional School #251- I’m part North Georgia Cherokee Indian, and
the school nicknames never bothered me, but what did was all the tacky touristy
bullshit that every Native American camping & rafting spot thought they had
to overdo itself with…
BOISE ST -15
@ The Cow College of Colorado- One time, I was sooo high, I… ummm, not gonna go
there. You can’t deny Colorado’s balls of steel for legalizing nor can you
ignore the MILLIONS of dollars they’re raking in each month in tax revenue… Too
bad I live in the Dirty South, a place so ignorant they think up new ways to
fuck us all over every year, month, week, hour… “HEY! Let’s blame our ignorance,
stupidity, racism, & judgmental attitudes all on religion!”
TEMPLE -16 vs
The Medical College of Louisiana- At this rate, it will take the Green Wave
Athletic Department 52 years to break even on building that new stadium. There
aren’t enough back alley cough syrup Hurricanes and $5 handies to do it any
faster…
Selah…
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