WEEK 3
UTEP -11 vs
New Mexico St- Back in the Spring I made
the trek from Las Cruces to El Paso one afternoon, it was a journey filled with
the aroma & excruciating loud shrieks of the many cattle factory farms stretching along the
border. The Sun Bowl is one of the few older stadiums that have flushing
toilets and decent stadium dogs…
CENTRAL
MICHIGAN +6 ½ vs Syracuse- The Chippewas tout their stadium being “service pet
friendly”, which mean the vast majority of the frat boys are able to bring
their dates to the games…
NORTHERN
ILLINOIS -10 @ Las Vegas School For The Blind- The first time I was in Vegas I
ended up at a party outside of town watching Andre Agassi doing lines of coke
off of Martina Hingis’ ass. I had never had an In & Out burger either…
LOUISVILLE
-6½ @ Virginia- The Wahoo alumni have been tormented with thoughts of having to
be associated with a remedial school in Kentucky that names its facilities
after fast food instead of presidents. Perhaps all these inbred blue bloods
should swap their cheese & whine for some bourbon & hot browns…
ARIZONA ST
-16 @ Colorado- Gambling Rule #62: If you cannot pronounce a QB’s name, then
don’t bet on them… I just hope that the Sun Devils are waaaaay far ahead when
they put in their backup QB...
SOUTH
FLORIDA +2 vs NC State- One thing is certain; schools who travel to play the
Bulls find it difficult to keep their players out of the seedy Ibor City cigar
clubs and keep the Columbian prostitutes out of the hotel rooms…
RUTGERS +3
vs Penn St- OK New Jersey, the Big 10+4 has invested a lot to get NYC/NJ to
give a shit about Midwestern football. So prove to the whitebreads of Iowa
& Indiana that your area isn’t some toxic wasteland and mafia playground…
NEVADA +16 @ Arizona- I’ll be tuning to the
halftime show when they dedicate a plaque in the end zone commemorating the 30th
anniversary of the Mildcats’ stadium being used as the home of the Adams Atoms…
NERDS!!!Selah...
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