WEEK 14
FLORIDA ST -7½ vs Florida- Winner gets full length jeans
and can retire their jorts, the loser retires to their trailer for some typical panhandle/middle Flor-Duh hijinx…
BYU +4 @ California- Winner can enforce their own values
on the other, making for a cultural disaster
NORTH TEXAS +5 @ UTSA- Winner won’t have to play in
College Station ever again, not bc of the team but bc that place is eerie and
full of strange cultish people
UAB -3 @ Southern Miss- Loser has to pick up trash along
I-59, full of bottles of piss, diapers & drunken uncles…
LOUISVILLE -13 vs Kentucky- Loser has to drink Tennessee
whiskey for the next year…
MIDDLE TENNESSEE +4 @ UTEP- Winner can play in a bowl
game in Louisiana, so maybe neither team will try hard…
VANDERBILT +17 vs Tennessee- If the Vols win, they get a
bowl game, if they lose, they can watch bleached blonde jerkoffs on The Food
Network
NEVADA -9 @ UNLV- The
winners gets silver jock straps, losers have to play Caribbean poker in smoky
casinos with red necks from Oklahoma…
Selah...
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