2014 BC Gonzo Pix of the Week: Week 12

BC Gonzo Pix of the Week
Week 12 aka “Weak of The Dirty White Boy”

 

    Will the Bulldogs get tripped up in Brian Dennehy Stadium?

 

5 Star Platinum Pick

 

Ohio St -13 @ Minnesota: Urban Crier and Jerry Kill have a simmering hate-on for each other, stemming from a few years ago when, after Kill had yet another in-game epileptic seizure, Urban told him he was selfish and the only person possibly more self-destructive was an epileptic leper. I don’t see Kill and the Gophers “shaking” off last week’s hangover, and I look for the Buckeye passing game to give them “fits”.  

5 Star Picks

Georgia -2.5 vs. Awbern: I’m not sure what will be ugliest site in Athens this Saturday: all the trash left on campus by classy Dawg fans, Gus Malzone’s sweater vest, Uga IX’s Varsity chili dog-induced diarrhea, or Mark Richt’s desperate attempt to save his butt-cut. What I am sure of, though, is that Karma is back and will be kicking the Gus Bus in the nuts for the rest of the year.             

Florida $tate -2.5 @ Miami: Among the shocking allegations that were secretly released in NCAA documents last week: some Hurricane players allegedly received the benefit of getting to leave Miami forever; and all deals had to take place under the table, as most players from “The U” don’t understand how tables work. In any case, Jameis and Gang get a nice break from Rape Country and level the Canes in N. Havana.  

4 Star Picks

Miss. State +10 @ Bama: After spending most of the season on the road, Bama fans are ecstatic to be back in friendly confines of the dank bowels of Brian-Dennehy. They’ll get more than they bargained for on Saturday though, as Clown Coach Dan Mullens has apparently loaned his over-sized Clown Shoes to Bert Bielema this year. Dak and Dan keep it Klose in Kiffin’s Krimson Korner.                   

La Monroe +7 vs. La Lafayette: It was announced this week that the First Family of White Trash in Amerika - yes, Louisiana’s own Duck Dynasty Klan - announced they are planning a musical in Las Vegas next year. I’d rather watch this horrific battle of hyphenated Pelican State schools followed by endless reruns of “Homeboys in Outer Space” episodes Clockwork Orange-style than to witness that abortion. ULM plays a close one against Gonzo’s Cajuns.        

3 Star Picks (shits and giggles picks)

LSWho??? +1 @ Arkansas: After losing 17 straight SEC games, the pleasantly plump people of Arkansas haven’t been this embarrassed since state treasure Johnny Cash allowed Everlast to remake “Folsom Prison Blues” in true Jump Around fashion. Their misery continues this week with another home loss to the Tigers. Glen Campbell must be forgetting to roll over in his grave… 

Iowa -3.5 @ Illinois: So which school do you hate more? Iowa, who gave the world Ashton Kutcher and Tom Arnold. Or Illinois, who presented the world with Jack Welch and Hugh Hefner? Exactly! Those lousy bastard Illini…. Hawkeyes roll in Champagne Supernova…. 

OK For Now,
BC Gonzo