2014 BC Gonzo Pix of the Week: Week 10

BC “Ghostly” Gonzo Pix of the Week
Week 10 aka “Weak of a Rotten All Hallow’s Eve” 

In honor of the Greatest Holiday of Them All, I give you a creepy Halloween version of the weekly picks – featuring bits from some of my favorite Stephen King selections. Ok, you rotten bastards - enjoy this week’s winners, which include homer-sexual rapists, double murderers, ghastly exotic birthday cakes, and incestuous fellatio.  

 

   The ground is indeed sour in Philly 

5 Star Platinum Pick

Southern Cal -9 @ Washington State: In The Green Mile, a sadistic psychopath gets away with a double-homicide and flaunts it in front of everyone. That eerily describes Southern Cal’s most famous, Heisman winner. Fortunately this week, they don’t need heroics from the Juice to pummel Mike Leach’s Krimson Klad Kougs.

5 Star Picks
Texas Tech +5.5 vs. Tejas: In Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dufresne was butt-raped unmercifully by the “sisters”. Last week, it was it Koach Kliff Kingsbury getting corn-holded by 8-mile Patterson and the Horned Frogs. This week, however, the ram-rodded Red Raiders are a bit more submissive and keep it close against the Whorns.   

Oregon -8 vs. Stanford: In Mr. Mercedes, Brady Hartsfield, a deranged serial killer, routinely gets sloppy blow jobs from his alcoholic mother. In front of a rowdy Gonzo-Autzen Stadium, look for David Shaw’s Cardinal to down faster than Brady’s mom after a bottle of Vodka and 4 Vicodin…..

4 Star Picks

E Carolina -7.5 @ Temple: In Pet Sematary, Victor Pascow warns Louis that “the ground is sour” and to “not go beyond, no matter how much you feel you need to”. I’m pretty sure he was talking about Philly. But then, does anyone routinely feel the need to go that hell hole?  Ruffin and the Pirates run it up in the City of Brotherly Man-Love.

N Carolina +15.5 @ Miami: In Misery, Annie Wilkes performs a Thumbectomy on Paul Sheldon to punish him for bitching about a missing letter on his typewriter and later places his decayed digit on his birthday cake. I’d frankly rather have that procedure done on me at an Arizona VA Center than to have to sit through this abortion. The UNC Butt Holes keep it close in North Havana.

3 Star Picks (shits and giggles picks)

Oregon State -4 vs. Cal: In The Shining, Jack Torrance informs Lloyd that he is “the best goddamned bartender this side of Portland, Maine. Hell – Portland, Oregon for that matter!” The Beavers aren’t even the best goddamned team this side of Corvallis, Oregon for that matter, but they’ll heap up points-a-plenty against the Treacherous Liberals from Berkley. 

Nevada -3 vs. San Diego State: In Under the Dome, the Meth Heads and a slimy mayor rule a doomed town with an iron fist. You think the King of Horror perhaps got his idea after visiting Reno? I’ll call for the Pack to win in a rout. Dan McGwire must be rollin’ over in his grave.

OK For Now...
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