The Week Ten Atlanta Fixer Picks

WEEK TEN

Once again, I've scoured local, news to bring you happenings amongst the big college football games being played...

 

AIR FORCE -3½ @ Army- Apparently the only other thing that the flyboys are better at than football is rape…

OREGON ST -3 vs California- 2 years ago a fire alarm & sprinklers went off in the Bear’s locker room in Corvallis…

TEXAS ST -7½ @ New Mexico St- Apparently, students on campus in Las Cruces don’t like slowing down or even stopping at those big red octagonal signs, so the police want to double fines…

UNLV E  vs New Mexico- Lots happening in Vegas this week, they want a NHL or NBA team, illegal gambling is a hit, and some gutterball grocery chain is folding up shop…

TULSA +24 @ Memphis- So a garbage man was killed when he drove his truck thru a railroad crossing…

IOWA -4 vs Northwestern- Some elderly in Iowa City have been complaining about the influx of hipsters as well as a surplus of razors and deodorant…

HOUSTON -9 @ South Florida- 4 downtown restaurants were closed this week bc of a roach infestation.

EAST CAROLINA -7 @ Temple- A woman says her breasts were burned by hot coals as people danced around a stripper pole at a Philly hookah lounge. Lawsuit on the way…

OREGON -7 vs Stanford- Frat boyz in Eugene are under fire bc a recent report states that 75% of all sexual assaults on campus occur in their houses… Just think what it would be like if they let girls inside…

ARKANSAS ST -14½ @ Idaho-  Among the “20 Things To Do in Moscow” includes staying at the Best Western Plus…

LA TECH -6½ vs Western Kentucky- It’s Homecoming in Ruston, so expect a big crowd at Yoga Fest across town…

NEBRASKA -23½ vs Purdue- Lincoln families are refusing vaccinations, and coincidentally the first case of Whooping Cough has been reported there in 30+ years…

COLORADO ST -7 @ San Jose St- A rowdy crowd of revelers threw bottles and ripped street signs from the ground after police broke up a house party Saturday night, so we know they weren’t high…

OKLAHOMA ST +14½ @ Kansas St- Harry’s Restaurant in Manhattan was named one of the city’s best, with reviews calling it “consistent” and “a great place for food”…