The WEEK 6 Atlanta Fixer Picks

WEEK 6

SOUTH CAROLINA -5 @ Kentucky- I haven’t been to Lexington since Gonzo & I had to mace our way out of a seedy tavern in 2004 after Mildkat fans freaked out about our basketball comments. And we were there in football season…

TOLEDO -5½ @ Western Michigan- I read recently that if you graduate from high school in Kalamazoo you get your college tuition paid for… If you’re an athlete, they pay for you to NOT go to WMU…

PITTSBURGH +6½ @ Virginia- And in typical ACC fashion, the team that shit the bed last week will upset a team that played out of its mind the week before… Eh, at least Pitt’s losses are out of conference…

UCLA -13 vs Utah- All the love that the Utes received after winning a game in Ann Arbor is slowly pissing away as they both find themselves mired in mediocrity… The biggest question this week: Who will be this week’s “Celebrity Token Bruin Phan”??? My money is on Chuck Woolery, if he can get out of his Klan meeting early…

SOUTHERN CAL -11 vs Arizona St- And the rest of the bandwagon LA football phans can jump on a bus(most don’t have reliable transportation) and head over to the Mausoleum and watch another Hong Kong Stomp… Great food in Chinatown along the way…

OKLAHOMA -5 @ TCU- It really gets old, the same hacks on all those mainstream sports outlets(more like outhouses), making shitty picks then not being held accountable… Go look at their records, those fools on That Four Letter Sports Network barely crack 40%... This is another game everyone’s picking(ie hoping) so they can be the one to tell you so…

SOUTH ALABAMA -3½ @ Appalachian St- The last time I was in Boone I spent a week there one night. I blame the sticky buds, the cold beer & the loose women. Or was it cold buds, sticky women & loose beer???

MARSHALL -17 @ Old Dominion- A week later and no one STILL has no f-ing clue where this school is… And the odds are strong that most mouth breathers have no idea where the Thundering Herd hail from either…

 

Push out the jive, bring in the love…