BC Gonzo Pix of the Week: Week 11

BC Gonzo Pix of the Week

Week 11 aka “Weak of the Stoned Roses”

 Vegas spreads her arms, waits there for the nails. 

 I forgive you boy, I will prevail....

5 Star Platinum Pick:

Ohio St -16 @ Illinois: A pissed off Urban Meyer’s fragile mental stability is at a point that could lead to a nasty suicide. Or murder-suicide. For those that pray, y’all pray he doesn’t get $aban in a rematch. This week’s slaughter of the fightin Chief Illinis gives him a much needed mental time out….

5 Star Picks:

Kentucky +3 @ Vandy: The Atlanta Fixer and I once had to mace our way out of a Lexington bar for suggesting the Wildcat Hoops program was a wee bit corrupt.  I’m sure those window-licking Thugs that chased us out of Buffalo Bills Eatery won’t even realize they still play football in November and will miss the Kats whip the shit out of The Doors.  “To please the lions”.   

                 

Michigan $t -14.5 vs. Maryland:  The Spartans were the latest victim of officiating travesty in 2015.  These old, white cock-suckers should be tested just like every senior citizen should be retested to drive at the age of 75.  At least, Dantonio Beard and Co. don’t have to worry about shitty refs in this week’s blowout.

4 Star Picks:

Temple -2.5 @ S. Florida: Philly and Tampa are 2 of the worst places I’ve ever visited: one is full of foul-mouthed, uneducated, yankee bruhs, and one is full of foul-mouthed, uneducated, yankee bruhs that reek of cheap cigars. Give a Hoot! Read a Book!

Mi$$i$$ippi $t +8 vs. Bama: Dan Mullen might be a cheap carbon copy of Cousin Eddie.  Yes, it is true former mentor Urban Meyer once cut his disability because the plate in his head wasn’t thick enough.  But don’t’ you worry about him, he can eat like a horse, whistle like a bird, and cover against the Tide.

 

3 Star Picks (shits and giggles picks):

Nevada -1 vs. San Jose St: $20 hand jobs are plentiful in Reno, as are the suckers loading up on San Jose.  The Wolfpack hikes their collective leg on the pitiful Spartans.

Texas St -2.5 vs. Ga State: Coach fRan has denied any interest that his wife Kim has in the following locales: L.A., Miami, Columbia, or Blacksburg.  So keep those shovels in your shed boys, cause Kim’s dead ole dad might be rollin’ over in his grave but he’s mighty happy buried in the San Marcos dirt. 

Ok For Now…..

BC Gonzo