BC Gonzo Pix of the Week
Week 10 aka “Weak of the
Triple Scorpio”
November
is upon is! And of course, the highlight of Pivotal Week 10 will be Big Boi’s
performance at halftime of the Georgia State/La Lafayette game. I actually played in a Celebrity Pro Am
tournament with the former OutKast rapper a few years ago at the prestigious Country
Club of the South. We finished 11 holes
before the snotty, lily white organizers had us escorted out due to our attire
and bizarre behavior. We finished the day by closing out the infamous, seedy ATL
Gentlemen’s Club - Tattletale’s. Later
that week Big Boi was arrested in Miami for illegal possession of ecstasy, 800
Viagra pills, and a pound of pot party.
My attorney has advised me not to comment on this matter. Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this
senseless, goddamn lead….
Fornit
Some Fornus!
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| Gettin Crunk for Week 10.... |
5 Star Platinum Pick:
La Lafayette -2 @ Georgia St: Not even Big Boi spitting
out dirty lyrics, MDMA, or super-potent dick pills can arouse the Panzers or
their 1,400 fans in attendance at the Georgia Dome. Gonzo’s beloved Ragin Cajuns are on roll
after stomping the hated WarHawks last weekend and will whip the pitiful
Panthers. Bill Curry must be rollin’
over in his grave….
5 Star Picks:
UNLV -9.5 vs. Hawaii: Jim Nabors is another crooner from the Dirty
South, although he and his partner make their home in Hawaii now. He’s actually doing shows in Vegas this month
and will be in attendance to witness his fruity, flaming Rainbows go down to
the Rebels. Afterwards, he is arrested
outside the Excalibur for requesting a hand job from a transvestite midget
dressed as a clown.
Michigan $t -6 @ Nebraska: After going through 3 ill-tempered, alcoholic
coaches the last 15 years, Shucker fans were looking for a change of pace with
Christ-Punching, mild-mannered Mike Riley.
It’s safe to say that they’d now sell their soul to return to the daze
of corn-fed, roided-up country boys, illegally recruited L.A. gang-bangers, and
their illegitimate walk-on program. And, of course, Lawrence “Mur-diddly-derer”
Philips. Misery continues this week for
The Children of the Corn.
4 Star Picks:
LSWho??? +6.5 @ Alabama: I once volunteered to help
with the cleanup of Hurricane Katrina on the Alabama gulf coast. The experience was so rewarding that I now
volunteer every 2 years to help clean up the trail of slime on I-59 left behind
by the disgusting, smelly corndog Tigah fans in route to T-Town. Anyhaught, Fournette
will Fornit some Fornus and lead the Bayou Bengals to the upset.
Penn St +2 @ Northwestern: I was at the Bama/LSU
game 2 years ago, and Tiger fans had the clever idea to wear shirts that read: “I’d
rather take a shower at Penn State than support Bama”. That was about as funny as a Blue Baby. Besides, everyone knows that the Swamp
Donkeys don’t shower at all. In any
case, the boys from Perv State are putting that behind them and should roll in
Evanston.
3 Star Picks (shits and
giggles picks):
E. Carolina -4 vs. S. Florida: Rotund Butt Pirate Coach
Ruffin McNeil has lost tons of weight over the last year and attributes it to
giving up his daily meal between breakfast and brunch and quitting drinking. Good
for him. My girlfriend is trying to convince me to whip my drinking problem,
and I’ve spent the last 4 miserable months on the wagon. But at this point, I’d sell my goddamn soul
just for a beer, but we’ll get in that later.
ECU tramples the Big Ole Brahmin Bulls in Greenville…
Duke +8 @ UNC: Let’s stay on Wacky Tobacky road
and visit Chapel Hill, where (speaking of selling one’s eternal soul), the
scandal-ridden Tar Holes apparently sold their souls for 2 Tire Bowls. Ha – get
it!? Some Might Say the Dookies shall
give UNC a fraudulent crash course in pain this weekend.
Ok
For Now…..
BC
Gonzo
